[Moderated by Matt Jones]


The Dicky Lyons story about Matt Stafford punching him for beating his fiancee is the stuff of legend. When I read it earlier, I KNEW it would become national news….and it already has, making it to ESPN. You have to LOVE DLJ….Here it is in its entirety, courtesy of Matt May at TCP:
“I actually had a dream about Matt Stafford last night. You want me to tell you the dream? I’ll tell you. Well, I just got engaged to my fiance and I’ve been having these crazy dreams about her leaving me. Cosmo says its natural. So I’m having this dream that she’s leaving me and I went out following her because, you know, I had suspicions. I find her at a bar and so up to her and trying to say, ‘What are you doing?’ and she tells me she doesn’t want to marry me so I’m trying to shake her and slap her to get her to focus. I turn around and Matt Stafford punches me in the nose and said, ‘You don’t hit women.’ All the sudden the backup quarterback that is now at Delta State, Blake Barnes, comes hitting me and I’m fighting all these quarterbacks from the Manning camp start jumping in. I was doing pretty well fighting them off, twisting their arms because I know all these Army Ranger moves in my dream. I was laughing about it so I texted (Stafford) and told him. He didn’t respond. I don’t know if he likes me that much.”
Here is the video of Dicky’s talk:
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July 25th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Matt cant seem to get a link correct today???
July 25th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Sounds like someone didn’t get their Prozac subscription in time; DLJ is a wild man!
July 25th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
I don’t know if he likes me that much.
That’s the funniest thing I’ve read today!
July 25th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Dicky Lyons is the white Charles Barkley…
July 25th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
best parts were
“cosmo says its natural.”
“i dont know if he likes me that much.”
July 25th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
This guy seriously has deep psychological manifestations. I don’t know whether to laugh or be concerned.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
We need video of this. I can’t find it anywhere..
July 25th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
DL,Jr. is White?
July 25th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
This kid is the real definition of PIMP JUICE. DLJ in the house!
July 25th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
holy schnikies, this is soooo great.
i am starting to get really pumped about the football season, i gotta say.
then again i am drinking at work, so what do i know.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
I wish you all could have heard him heckle the opposing pitchers at the Legends game earlier this summer. If you’ve been down the left field line you know you can get about 3 feet away from the bullpen and say anything you want. DLJ was the best.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Gotta love it! Go get ‘em Dick!
July 25th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
you all have a friend like Dicky Lyons. the one that will give tmi on any subject unabashed at any time.
Matt you should do a story on the UK vs UOFL billboard war. UK puts them in front of UofL,and i think we have all seen the “we are miles ahead” B.S. The UK billboard in down town Louisville of Dicky Lyons Holding the trophy from the music city bowl that reads “hardware matters” is classic.
July 25th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
I’m a little concerned as to why out of all the people in the world, he dreamed of Matt Stafford!!!! That’s more than weird and I think DLJ should invest in the shrink that Tubby hired a couple years ago.
July 25th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Easy Richard….
July 25th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
I can’t wait until football season! Now all we have to do is figure out who is going to throw the ball to him. Personally I’ll take Hartline throwing him the ball with Pulley standing beside Lyons in the slot.
July 25th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Pulley possesses “Hippy Lettuce” in Louisville, UK spokesman confirm Cutler’s story.
July 25th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
What in the world was Dicky thinking? and what does it mean that he’s the bad guy in his own dream?
July 25th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Pulley arrested Tuesday on suspended license in E-Town. 2 run-in’s since beginning of June??
Hope Hartline’s ready!
July 25th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
[...] was media day for the football team and here is what he had to say today when interviewed…. Seriously, Dicky Lyons….. by Matt Jones @ 3:30 pm. Filed under Blue Blooded Opinions The Dicky Lyons story about Matt [...]
July 25th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Pulley story:
http://www.wlextv.com/global/story.asp?s=8737818
July 26th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
thats what I like about dicky, I get older, he stay’s the same age…